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[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 month ago (8 children)

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[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 15 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Use with caution.

Back in the day, I used this multiple times. It was all good fun at first, but after a few dozen times, something went wrong involving a black hole and the destruction of the universe. And what's worse, after I rebooted the universe, I still had issues. Harambe got killed and then humanity was shunted to the bad timeline. Still looking for a fix.

Just FYI, don't double your RAM too many times in a row without taking into account the mass-energy content of all that RAM.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 1 points 1 month ago

... Reed, is that you?

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