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[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Look, I'm not saying I'd gleefully burn Nvidia to the ground. I'm just saying I wouldn't help put out the fire.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I’d piss on nVidia, though.

Especially if I had a massive amount of asparagus.

It’s not likely to do much with a good fire, it, eh, it’s gonna make them smell nasty.