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[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 153 points 1 month ago (26 children)

Time to start looking up every white-ass right-wing voter in the state that has a second home or spends early November out of state this year and challenge their registration 91 days before the 2028 election.

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 45 points 1 month ago (13 children)

wait'll white people start claiming indigenous people aren't citizens.

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