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[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

We all have to make sacrifices, in order to kill Tuvix.

But the important thing is, can she find a way to also get coffee out of the situation?

If the answer is anything at all related to proton torpedos, then the answer is an obvious yes!

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Well, she could have airlocked Tuvix & fired a photon torpedo at him just to see if a cute flower and some commander would pop out. Or perhaps coffee beans, you never know until you try.

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

...Unless you seduce Q ... Then you can basically ensure coffee..

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 1 points 1 hour ago

Then one can become coffee & just ouroboros oneself in an endless self-gratifying loop.