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[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Hey he didn't say we should kill them he said we should "involuntarily euthanize" them. That's the problem with politics today people refuse to acknowledge nuance. /s

[–] IratePirate@feddit.org 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Since we're on the topic of nuance: he was fantasizing about "involuntary lethal injection".

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Now really is the time of monsters

[–] Wammityblam@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Classic libs not being able to take a joke