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Aren't there like... 2, 3 of them, in this huge fucking castle?
And they never move...?
I don't know.
Its been like 25 years since I last played that game lol.
The castle really isn't that big, my man.
Also, we're there as Mario because Peach has been kidnapped (again) and Bowser has taken over the castle so... it's a miracle there are actually any Toads, and not Koopatroopas.