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[–] conartistpanda@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Wdym alone the toads are there for you

[–] Cruel@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

They're ghostly lol

Fade away when you're not nearby.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Aren't there like... 2, 3 of them, in this huge fucking castle?

And they never move...?

I don't know.

Its been like 25 years since I last played that game lol.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

The castle really isn't that big, my man.

Also, we're there as Mario because Peach has been kidnapped (again) and Bowser has taken over the castle so... it's a miracle there are actually any Toads, and not Koopatroopas.