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[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago

Sorry I can't hire you. Your chip contains a DO NOT COMPETE clause which prevents us from hiring you. Also you tracked gum through your 3rd grade classroom 35 years ago which we find tacky and unsanitary.