They’re gonna kill a bunch more children so Jesus will come open up the gates of heaven for them. Not for the children, but for the murderers of children.

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I swear I keep making this joke about "Jesus hates this one neat trick to bring the apocalypse!"

Like wtf is wrong with these fundamentalist assholes thinking they can force a massive bloody war to happen and that will somehow trick Jesus to come because they completed some checklist? Are they playing some kind of card game? "Ha! My conditions have been met, I force Jesus to the field! He casts Absolution! We all go to heaven and collect 23 virgins!"

...ffs

[–] Sodium_nitride@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 month ago

Sufficiently motivated reasoning is indistinguishable from insanity

[–] PanArab@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

You don't have to deflect. Christianity gave us the Crusades and Zionism.

[–] inari@piefed.zip 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeehawdists in power