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French programmers be like: (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] MajinBlayze@lemmy.world -2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

Eaux in French is pronounced like oh

So foo -> feauxeaux

[–] HuntressHimbo@lemmy.zip 10 points 5 days ago (2 children)

French Furries: eauxWeaux :3

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 5 days ago

French people saying "water":

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

[Obligatory comment about frog fursuits goes here]

[–] one_old_coder@piefed.social 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

Not really. Every programmer in France knows how to speak English, and foo is foo, not anything else.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 5 points 5 days ago

Every programmer in France knows how to speak English

Impressive.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 5 points 5 days ago

wheauxeauxsh

[–] MajinBlayze@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

I bet you're fun at parties