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I just learned the other day that Albert Einstein was a real person! (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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All my life I thought he was a theoretical physicist!

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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not inside this box! In this box I got a cat and a deadly isotope. I showed it to my students to demonstrate the principle of superposition. The cat was alive two years ago as I put him in the box before nailing the thing together. Inside the box he is both dead and alive became the deadly isotope is only released if a quantum event happens. Assuming you don't cheat and shake the box. What smell?

[–] vic_rattlehead@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

The cat, is it alive or dead? ALIVE OR DEAD! https://youtu.be/p5y0l3kJADo