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The Iran War Is God’s Plan, Say U.S. Military Leaders (Who Believe Trump Was Anointed by Jesus) (www.esquire.com)

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[–] horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

“Many were increasingly of the opinion that they’d all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans." - Douglas Adams

Turn back, we all made a horrible mistake.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 15 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and is widely regarded as a "bad move."