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[Lab-grown meat becomes economically viable] "LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!"
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Look, all I'm saying it that those two chickens would eat each other, given a fair opportunity to do so without also being eaten by the other.
Both of them would gladly eat orcs by the dozen, given a fair opportunity to do so without being eaten by the orcs.
Chickens are fucking savage.
Just five hours ago, my hen damn near drew blood just taking a treat from my hand, and she likes me. Hell, I'm confident she loves me, and I am equally confident that if I ever fall down and can't get up to bring her food, she will eat my eyeballs (which is fine by me, I'd rather my meat not go to waste, and keeping my baby bird alive is way more important than having eyeballs)
I can also tell anyone interested to go back to my most recent post showing off her eggs and read the part about the ones she ate.
I have zero issues eating the eggs of a critter that eats its own eggs when still having access to top quality layer feed, plenty of calcium supplements, and plentiful treats. If it was just my hen, maybe I'd worry, but that's all chickens they dngaf unless they go broody, which is not the default.
And, just because it often gets asked, as much as I love my chickens (and I love them so much it hurts), I still eat chicken because those aren't my chickens. Don't ask me if I'd eat you in a pinch unless you want me to drool on you, because you aren't my person. I'll eat your chickens with gusto. And I'll eat you if nobody else's chickens are in the offing, then share your eyeballs with my chickens.