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[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 167 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Okay but have we tried this? Can we? Please?

[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 34 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

Fallout S1 reveals what would really happen.

Tap for spoilerIncontent with their underground paradise, they go out and obliterate all forms of civilization that aren’t them.

[–] mister_flibble@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Do the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy version then. Load them all into a ship, tell them we've discovered a habitable planet and we're sending our best and brightest to start a new civilization, and fire them into space.

Pretty sure you could at least get rid of Elon that way.

[–] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Hitchhiker’s Guide kinda did the opposite, the ark was filled with all the people doing the menial, boring and 'unimportant' jobs and the other 2 arks died out because they didn't know how to get basic shit done... well actually it was an un-sanitized telephone but thats how I read the metaphor.

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 8 hours ago

Too big of a cost.

Tell them we have a ship, and once they all gather with a big fanfare, roll out the guillotine while fireworks go off.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Not that it isn't the likely result of said group unexpectedly oozing out of their fuck-off cocoons dotting the wasteland their forebears created, but...

spoilerthe vault dwellers weren't exactly Reavers, sowing psychotic ruin in every step. More like baby Nazis squirming from the nursery vats, blinking in the light of the new world and unaware yet that the world doesn't want or need them. 🤓🤌🏼

[–] ChilledPeppers@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

What would really happen

Other greedy fucks and power hungry people would replace them. We need a sustainable way to stop this being possible, banishing the rich by itself wont do shit.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

If they all got thrown into a woodchipper publicly for crimes against humanity while the public cheered I guarantee you’d find people being more hesitant to exhibit the same behaviors

[–] parody@lemmings.world 8 points 14 hours ago

It is probably harder to trick the next thousand richest people to go to their bunkers

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 12 hours ago

That's why I gave up hope. I realized even if they got overthrown, and there was a power change, there would be just a surface-level change, with all the corrupt and sick shit, still happening underneath a democracy-flavored world.

[–] msage@programming.dev 1 points 15 hours ago

Everybody who shows any hunger for power goes to the bunker.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 19 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Before we build I have some notes based on the failure mode the tweet exposes.

  1. Why would the vault door be built in such a way that it can be reopened? Seems like over-engineering to me
  2. This thing doesn’t need to be sustainable for 10 years, it just needs to look like it will be. 10 days is more than enough for our purposes I should think
[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

I would legit be happy if they spent 10 years eating rations in a concrete tomb.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, but it's a question of cost: how many rations in each is sufficient to be effective bait while still being the most efficient use of resources, considering the advertised decade isn't actually the target timeline (or survival the intended effect) ? 😅🤓

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 6 hours ago

Just fill it with empty cans...

[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I bet those billionaires could make the system more efficient if they were properly motivated.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

We know they’ve got great bootstraps.