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Sorry, can't do scarves. (sopuli.xyz)
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[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

Underpromise and overdeliver.

I was a Webmaster 15 years ago. I learned very quickly not to say how long anything takes.

Qoute 3~5 times the wrench time. Then report when you like.