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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I plan on doing the Malcolm X routine and tell the recruiter how I plan on radicalizing the poc troops to come home and overthrow the government.

The day I went down there, I costumed like an actor. With my wild zoot suit I wore the yellow knob-toe shoes, and I frizzled my hair up into a reddish bush of conk.

I went in, skipping and tipping, and I thrust my tattered Greetings at that reception desk's white soldier -- "Crazy-o, daddy-o, get me moving. I can't wait to get in that brown" -- very likely that soldier hasn't recovered from me yet.

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Suddenly, I sprang up and peeped under both doors, the one I'd entered and another that probably was a closet. And then I bent and whispered fast in his ear. "Daddy-o, now you and me, we're from up North here, so don't you tell nobody. . . . I want to get sent down South. Organize them n***er soldiers, you dig? Steal us some guns, and kill us crackers!"

That psychiatrist's blue pencil dropped, and his professional manner fell off in all directions. He stared at me as if I were a snake's egg hatching, fumbling for his red pencil. I knew I had him. I was going back out past Miss First when he said, "That will be all."

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[–] oliveoil@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Damn, I never knew he was so funny.

[–] MarxMadness@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago

I'm about 2/3rds of the way through his autobiography and it's very good just from an entertainment perspective. Plenty of other good stuff in there too, of course.