Programmer Humor

I still remember how much of a game changer it was when they had that glass of milk poured in Shrek.

I have also since accepted that "flowy" textures are really hard and that's the reason every character in every video game ever sleeps without a blanket or a duvet. It always annoy me, even though I understand that having a separate object move with the character is fucked. I get it. Completely. But my brain still goes: how are any of these characters healthy enough to go running around town when they should have severe pneumonia by now???