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submitted 3 weeks ago by yogthos@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] davel@lemmy.ml 45 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Sloth Versioning: YYYYMMDDhhmm
Wrath Versioning: _new_final_newer_latest_newest

[–] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 23 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Greed versioning: 1.2.3_Patreon Envy versioning: (Competitor version number plus one)

[–] Infrapink@thebrainbin.org 10 points 3 weeks ago

Lust versioning: 69.80085_d1cc

Despair versioning: 0.0.0.1

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 weeks ago

Envy versioning is how a lot of smartphones are named. But most of them settled on current year (YY).

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Comcast Xfinity 10G! Our Wi-Fi is so fast it'll melt your face!

I think they got sued for that since 5G is a real thing and they were implying that 10G is twice as good

[–] boobs_@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

v1.0.0 final v3 retry fixed (1) (1)

[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

TIL: I am wrath

[–] HexaBack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

Unironically I version my software by a YYYY.MM.DD datestamp of when I built it