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For months, callers to the Washington state Department of Licensing who have requested automated service in Spanish have instead heard an AI voice speaking English in a strong Spanish accent. The agency has since apologized and says it’s trying to fix the problem.

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[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

My kids' elementary school had the opposite sort of message, the principal saying, in a flat slightly southern US accent - si quieres Espanol oprima el numero dos, like such an accent I am not sure anyone who spoke only Spanish would know what she was saying.

See

Kee-yer-is

Ess pan ohl

Oh pree muh

Ell

Noo mur oh

Dowhs.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 6 hours ago

Was it Peggy Hill?

[–] monotremata@lemmy.ca 6 points 10 hours ago

Many years ago when t-mobile first debuted their "visual voicemail" that did automated transcription, my dad brought me his phone and wanted to know what the hell has happened with one of his messages. It said something like "Parrot vegan spaniel primo wavy." I showed him that he could still press a button to listen to the actual message, and it was from Walgreens; the computer had been trying to transcribe the Spanish voice saying "para diga en Espanol, oprima nueve."