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Callers to Washington state hotline press 2 for Spanish and get accented AI English instead (apnews.com)

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For months, callers to the Washington state Department of Licensing who have requested automated service in Spanish have instead heard an AI voice speaking English in a strong Spanish accent. The agency has since apologized and says it’s trying to fix the problem.

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[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 20 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

My friends got a funnier version of this. The local elementary school has a service that translates automated phone messages for parents into any language.

She's bilingual, but her mother only speaks Russian and shes been teaching the kids Russian. So she gets each message, 2x, once in english, and once in Russian. But, whenever the system hits a loan word, or word that is the same in both languages, (superintendent was the word it hit when I was driving with her thw other day)

it gets derailed, and finishes in english with a really over the top Russian accent.

Not the same Russian voice mind you, it switched from a woman speeking fairly fast to a man speaking english slowly and angrily, with a Russian accent, like it was trained off of cold war movie 'Soviets or something.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 6 points 10 hours ago

That's so fucking weird! I wish we could hear a recording. That's amazing.