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Sorry, can't do scarves. (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 2 days ago by Gork@sopuli.xyz to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] pebbles@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wouldn't you just set the temperature to 0?

[–] sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Still going to be non-deterministic for any commercial AIs offered to us. It's a weird technology. I had a link to an article explaining why but I can't find it anymore.

[–] pebbles@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Ah yeah I was wrong. You set top-k to 1 to get a deterministic output.