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[–] foggy@lemmy.world 42 points 4 days ago (2 children)

$30 an hour to poison their data while I'm doing my actual job sounds tight to me idk bruh

They can fire me but they can't not pay me.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

They pay you in AI dollars.