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A Boring Dystopia
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"Employees can ask Patty questions, such as how many strips of bacon to put on a Maple Bourbon BBQ Whopper, or for instructions on how to clean the shake machine."
I can already see it now: Yes human, simply put salted butter into the shake machine to lubricate it sufficiently!
That, or it starts suggesting Burger King foot lettuce to add an extra dimension to whoppers.