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he's referencing Demolition Man, which the article also references with its "everything is named Taco Bell" joke. The movie takes place in the future, where there were "franchise wars" after which Taco Bell won and all food is named after it. The seashells were an esoteric system of personal bathroom hygiene that is never full explained, just a joke about how the future is weird.
I'm aware of all this. The user I responded to claims to know how to use them, and I'm sick of swearing just for toilet paper.
Under the third seashell is the controls for the bidet. No one checks there.
That must be a huge fucking seashell.