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Guess I'm not a programmer since I only mainline green tea, can't stand the taste of coffee.
I'm personally a black tea fan, it's just a joke on your average programmer's caffeine addiction.
I know ;) it's okay, and all in good fun. Just a little tired of only finding "I'm a machine that turns coffee into code" shirts when I look for funny coding t-shirts
Traitor. You shall be punished with finding a memory leak in vibe coded ASM
Argh! No, please! Please no!
Yes! Green tea is my morning beverage. It tastes so good. And when I go out and get something fancy, it is matcha latte.
I spent the last two decades coding between coffee cups. I loved it. I would bounce of bed each morning with my mind buzzing with ideas to employ in my job.
Then I had to work in a different timezone. Can't drink coffee in the evening, because otherwise I don't sleep at midnight.
Every day is hell. I expend significant effort to overcome brainfog and motivate myself to work. It's a losing battle. It's also an eye opener of exactly how much I like what I'm doing, which isn't very much
I just go with cloves and cinnamon. Coffee is too strong for me and not worth the addiction.