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A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/43345521
Context: after eating a death cap (Amanita phalloides), you'd notice a few of the symptoms at first, but these usually resolve after a day or two. After this, you'll enter a latent phase where you feel fine, but your liver and kidneys slowly start to fail. By the time you notice, it's usually already too late.
I don't eat mushrooms, I'm safe.
Mushrooms are amazing. Eat mushrooms.
*from the store
No.
You downvoted me and said no?
Why?
You can't possibly feel this strongly about mushrooms.
Do you possibly feel this strongly about mushrooms?
You don't know me!
No, I downvoted you. Because chaos.
Oh!
How can you possibly care so much about the fact that I don't agree with you? How can you possibly give so much of a crap about a single downvote? I absolutely feel this strongly about how mushrooms are garbage food made of garbage fungus.
More for the rest of you.
100% agree with ya mate! Mushrooms are not fit for consumption - although I'll choke down the trippy ones in a pinch - and I can't understand people who enjoy them.
You just have to prepare them right, the maillard on those puppies is insane 🤤
Whoa.
Whooooooa there buddy.
Calm down little friend.
Eeeasy now.
Noone's gonna hurtya.
Now show me on the doll where the mushroom touched you.
I will calm up. UP I SAY!
Mushrooms are amazing. Eat mushrooms!
What a nice thread
It's all in good jest. :)
points to liver and kidney
NO SIR. YOU TOO SHALL EAT THEM FUNGUS WETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. Come to think of it, I’m not sure why I’m shouting. Guess I wanted attention. I have no friends. Oh well. Good day good sir!
Attention seeker yells and tells others what to do, proclaims lack of friends. More at 11.
Careful, he might become president and fuck everything up for all of us.
😂
so you don't only dislike common mushrooms (fair, you eat what you want) but now the whole Fungi kingdom is garbage?
To me it is. Give me one and I'll show you what I do with it.
This is gonna be one of those weird sex things isn't it
What if I compromise and only drink the mushrooms a little
I can't eat mushrooms. I'm allergic. I am not safe.