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The man we know as Tony Hawk is a CIA agent tasked with marketing skateboarding to teenagers, causing them to injure themselves, thereby boosting sales of opioid painkillers for decades to come. The real Tony Hawk died in 1982.
If that's the case then the whole crew of Jackass is also part of it.