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Or at least events commonly considered in the bourgeois media to be "conspiracy theories." Personally, I believe that Joseph Stalin was assassinated in 1953 by the Khrushchev clique to ensure their rise to power.

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[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 15 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Idk anymore, some rather wild cases appear to have some garrish aspects revealed as truth recently. I can tell you what I want to believe:

Yaldobaoth keeps our souls trapped here in the material realm via a spiritual apparratus located within Saturn's Storm. I highly recommend r/SaturnStormCube if you need inspiration, check out posts by r/MenorahMan from a while go. Someone needs to make a boomer shooter out of that lore.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Prison Planet! Loosh! Annunaki harvesting our spirits!!

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 7 points 3 weeks ago

That was the best part of it. MenorahMan distills it all into one canon and its sweet. Homie could have been an author but hes practically shitposting on reddit. Just doing it for the love the game. Then, apparently his account gets banned, and another account claiming to be him came up and it started its own conspiracy. Beautiful.

[–] Omegamint@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I refuse to look into this deeper but it sounds a lot like the lizard people with the spiritual netting around earth that makes our souls trapped from ascension, or whatever.

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 5 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah but the lizard people are hyperdimensional beings, the mantises are there to help, and gnosticism was mixed in

[–] Sulvy@hexbear.net 1 points 3 weeks ago

I’m sorry but I think that’s a circlejerk sub lol