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[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 6 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

I mean, RFK is doing pretty good for a dude in his 70s.

[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

He is weirdly jacked. As a man who’s been inside a locker room, some guys just are. Most look more like a wet rat, like Mr. Rock there.

[–] BranBucket@lemmy.world 12 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Physical fitness and physical activity correlate very well with health and with positive outcomes if you do get sick, or contract something preventable like a parasitic infection... but it doesn't guarantee it.

I like Dan John's take on fitness and health. Fitness is one's ability to do a task. Health is the optimal interplay of organs and the absence of disease.

The man could be riddled with undiagnosed cancer, more parasites, and infections from his dumbass lifestyle and blatant disregard for both food safety and disease prevention. He's got access to medical care most of us don't and could be on god knows what substances now to enable him to run around shirtless like a dipshit teenager.

Doesn't matter how many pullups the old saddlebag can do. He's not someone we should emulate or should be lecturing us on health.

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 7 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

ozzy did lots of drugs and look how long he went. drugs are good for you.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Same with John Cooper Clarke and Iggy Pop

[–] etherphon@piefed.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Rod Stewart, Keith Richards, Elton John tho he seems pretty out of it.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 hours ago

From the neck down.