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the further left we go the better

revolution is coming

shut down the country until the mods of hexbear are made leaders

they will save the world

i don’t want to endorse this as i don’t want to get banned or arrested but the further left we go we are headed to a utopia

i see it now

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[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 33 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

shut down the country until the mods of hexbear are made leaders

No fucking thank you. I don't care if you try and guilt trip me like the Bolsheviks did to Stalin, I do not want any power whatsoever. I already don't like the responsibilities of power I do have and I'll fucking exile myself to some random corner of my state without internet if I'm forced to take on any more roles.

And by God and communism as my witness if I get dragged into some position of power my first order of business is to purge every person that put me in power and flee to be the ultimate hikki-NEET where ever I can find peace

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Your stern refusal only makes you a better choice for leader.

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Cowbee is a family guy, he literally has better things to do!

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well it ain't gonna be me. I just want to work in the communal commissary cooking slop for my comrades.

[–] edie@lemmy.encryptionin.space 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (2 children)

The refusal of everyone to become leader has lead Edie to act in the interim. Forced feminization has been decreed.


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[–] ThermonuclearHoxha@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Thank you, general secretary ~~Elle Lambert~~ Edie. cissues

Ethics(Trans men have already served their time being force-feminized, so they're obviously exempt.)

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And I don't want any more responsibilities either, lol

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The choice is clear: Rotating committee of everyone that refuses the post, the decision will be secret and accepting the fake post gets you shadowbanned from office.

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

Constant turnover!