I think that's a Brittany Spears lyric.
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Step 1, I come over to your house.
Step 2, I eat your pizza
Step 3, We fall in love
Step 4, We get married with pizza in our vows. You promise to love an honor me, and always make pizza.
I'm just going to skip ahead a few....
Step 87, We buy even MORE drugs, and build snowmen!
Step 205, Now we can sell the Mona Lisa for a huge profit, as we pit the American government against the Saudi Arabian government in a bidding war. I figure we'll each get like 300 billion dollars.
Step 902, Finally, we die in space, as we shoot the orgasm ray at Earth, forcing millions of people to all uncontrollably orgasm, until we face a gas leak which explodes like a bomb.
That position has already been filled! ๐