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DHS Agents Arrest Man by Pretending to Be Stranded Motorists… A Ploy to Get The “Worst of the Worst” Who are Midwest Nice (fuelarc.com)

submitted 23 hours ago by KayLeadfoot@fedia.io to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Honestly, I would fall into this trap.

The federal agent genuinely sounds like she is a person having car trouble, this trap would work on me because I guess I too am a fundamentally decent person.

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[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 49 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

So here's the new way to help stranded motorists in the US: hold them at gun point, handcuff them to a tree, then fix their car.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 13 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

Don't even need handcuffs, just need a thin tree or a pole.

Have them wrap one leg around the tree/pole and sit down on it, I remember reading that it would be nigh impossible for them to get up from that position without help

[–] frank@sopuli.xyz 6 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

I don't understand how this works. Like crosslegged and the tree is only between one of your legs, not the other? Like behind the knee?

Edit: I've looked this up and found this weird video showing it

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c95iKhNmeSY

I'm guessing you can just lift yourself if you have the upper body strength, but it's interesting and a bit counterintuitive

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 14 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

Tried it at as a child, got out easily

[–] GoldenDeLorean@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Try it now. I'll help you if you have trouble.

[–] itsathursday@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I mean… you could pull yourself up with upper body strength surely

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

It only works for out-of-shape people.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 hours ago

70% of the time it works every time.