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Yet another reason to hate on the worse DB in existence (lemmy.ml)
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[โ€“] xcaliber47@europe.pub 2 points 3 days ago (9 children)

Hate to be the Devils advocate here, but Oracle is the only one (as far as i know) which provides a FREE usable server. FOREVER. Via OracleCloud

[โ€“] ikidd@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

And as usual from Oracle, it isn't worth free. You better have a good backup, because they'll shut that shit off on you without warning.

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