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[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

They're on that side because they choose to be there. There could be a cure for cancer on this side and they wouldn't care.

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

They absolutely WOULD care. If you cure cancer, you lose all the money being made to treat cancer, and THAT can't happen.

[–] IratePirate@feddit.org 3 points 5 hours ago

I'm not defending or glorifying either of them. They've done tons of damage to the U.S. by spreading lies and division. What I'm saying is that they might prove useful idiots for a change, fracturing the MAGA cult just enough to allow the less brainwashed to come to their senses.