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they are in the white house.
One is wearing a bad hair job,. Paints itself orange. It can hardly string together a coherent sentence. Stumbles about on 'human' legs.
It's the worst alien disguise I've ever seen!
There's even a rumour it needs to rape children...to keep itself alive, or something!!
Actually, him being a giant alien roach who wears a human skin as a disguise is the most convincing theory for explaining his behaviour.