this post was submitted on 14 Feb 2026
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[–] mech@feddit.org 150 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I've never even seen a manatee in a bikini.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago

Glad I’m not the only one with that thought.

[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 83 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago

Is she single? Asking for a friend.

[–] the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Her name is Barbara.

[–] mech@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

I swear to god if this is AI...

[–] OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

sigh ...would.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago

Because people like her keep wrestling them off.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

mermaids and their songs are confusing

[–] Carjacklavinder@reddthat.com 2 points 1 month ago

Beat me to the punch. Next time, Gadget! Next time!