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What's next the dancing Israelis?

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[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Oh um actually all the records we would have had on 9/11 and all the other stuff you guys are investegating right now? Well it's kind of awkward but they were inside the building that just ~~burned down~~ ~~collapsed~~ ~~~was exploded by terroists~~ just did that all on it's own. Yeah yeah the building that some people said they heard explosions in the basement of and warned authorities a good while before we say anything started to happen. Yeah that one. Anyway what about all that anthrax? Seems scary, right? We caught the guy, but he offed himself before we got to him.

edit: to quote matt-guerrilla or maybe it was liz-society or brace-dark-cowboy "if they didn't plan they're stupid as fuck, because it gave them everything they ever wanted on a silver platter"