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Mind-Altering Parasite May Make Infected People More Attractive, Study Suggests
(www.sciencealert.com)
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The theory is that it can alter the phenotype of people!
Finally I could become a beautiful Asian woman with blonde hair and blue eyes!
No, wait! Purple hair, one eye yellow, the other green, blue or purple depending on my mood.
And huge knockers. Enough to make sexy cyborg's jaw drop.
Oh wait, hold on a minute! I didn't mean it! I was just kidding guys! Stop touching me! C'mon that's rape! Stop thinking about being inside me and fulfilling every disgusting offensive desire of yours!
No! See I'm just another 200lb guy with a tiny penis! See! I'm cool! Your cool. I'm Cool if you're cool, are you cool? Cuz I'm cool. Let's all forget this episode.
Oh who am I kidding! C'mon, big guys let's get this done. Let's see if we can all get our tensions out in the open and work them to a relaxing tone. That's it. All good. Relax. Breath.