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[–] mlg@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

See it actually goes like this:

The cybersecurity field sees the CS and software field as a bunch of posers.

The red team (field) sees the blue team as a bunch of posers.

The actual redteam (opsec white hat) sees pentesters as a bunch of posers.

The blackhat hackers sees white hat hackers as a bunch of posers.

Most (skilled) blackhats work for an APT or Nation State, so we almost never get to see a post compromise attack that actually does anything other than crypto ransom or targeted hardware destruction.


But seriously, this post really depends on what type of cybersecurity work.

Our DC

I would expect to see this from a bunch of internal company blueteam "hackers" ;)

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Also, all of the most skilled blackhats have Lain as their icon on Teams/Twitter.

[–] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Am I stupid and missed the joke, or do you mean to imply that "most skilled blackhats" communicate over Microsoft Teams?

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It was kind of a two tiered joke.