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[–] DirtPuddleMisfortune@feddit.org 46 points 1 day ago (2 children)

When is he starting to wear those nice, shiny medals like the North Korean generals are wearing?

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Nobody managed to fill up both pants legs? Pathetic!

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

6 of those are for basket weaving

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The pants ones are probably from DLC, that's why most don't have them.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Can't wait for the Food That Is Not Rice update

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Oh he's going to manage to fill up both pant legs…

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

...and the Goose Step to march like the f'n Russians and Nazis.