Honest to gods, this conversation happened today, and it may have cost me a job opportunity. The customer was super impressed with my menu design and animation, and wanted to know who we got it from. When I said I did it, their face lit up! Too bad as soon as i said GIMP, they weren't interested anymore. Has anyone else experienced this? What do you say in similar situations?
ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?
What?
Say "what" again. I dare you. I double dare you, motherfucker, say "what" one more god damn time!