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Low Quality Facts

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A community dedicated to the lowest quality facts.

While the community is named after the mastodon account Low Quality Facts it is not required to post related to that account. As long as the post is low enough quality, it belongs in this community.

A low quality fact could be a few things:

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"Louis Armstrong stored jelly beans in his trumpet, which he would discreetly eat during his performances."

"If you took a persons digestive system and stretched it out end to end, it would hurt a lot."

"Whales are notoriously bad trumpet players."

Posts can be in whatever form best displays the low quality fact.

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1: Be civil. No racism or any of that non-sense

2: Only low quality facts!

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[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Afaik OTVIII is still the highest, no 9 yet (though there "are" 15, only 7 were released before ol' Lafayette Hubbard died.)

Of course, it only comes with the power of being further scammed by the "church."

I prefer to be scammed by a better church, one that admits to scamming! At least "Bob" is honest! Plus they condone my degeneracy and preach radical insanity, win win. To find out more about The Church of the SubGenius write to "Bob" at P.O. Box 807 Glen Rose, TX 76043. Send $3 and ask for the pamphlet. You'll pay to know what you really think!

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I know you admitted it to be a scam but is it a pyramid scheme? Because a pyramid is only a scam when you are at the bottom

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Benefiting from a scam doesn't mean it's not a scam it means you run the scam

[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

you could also be a useful idiot

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 23 hours ago

You're using the language of losers. It's only a scam if I lose. Otherwise it's a great business model

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

Well kinda sorta but not really. Our great guru "Bob" is dead (some say otherwise, but,) his successor Rev. Ivan Stang is the current Sacred Scribe (#273). He is getting older, but when he boards the Saucers early he is handing The Church to Rev. Onan Canobite who has been with the church since like 1984 (he also runs our mastodon instance, dobbs.town).