Low Quality Facts

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A community dedicated to the lowest quality facts.

While the community is named after the mastodon account Low Quality Facts it is not required to post related to that account. As long as the post is low enough quality, it belongs in this community.

A low quality fact could be a few things:

Something blatantly untrue but stated as a fact
Something true but stated in a way that makes it sound made up
Something so blatantly obvious it doesnt need to be said at all.

Examples:

"Louis Armstrong stored jelly beans in his trumpet, which he would discreetly eat during his performances."

"If you took a persons digestive system and stretched it out end to end, it would hurt a lot."

"Whales are notoriously bad trumpet players."

Posts can be in whatever form best displays the low quality fact.

RULES

1: Be civil. No racism or any of that non-sense

2: Only low quality facts!

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I wonder what happens at level nine. (lemmy.zip)

submitted 1 day ago by Maven@piefed.zip to c/lowqualityfacts@lemmy.zip

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Alt Text: "l'm currently a level three Scientologist, which means can smell colors. Once I reach level seven wi no longer need a skeletal system. 2

-Tom Cruise

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[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 21 hours ago

Well kinda sorta but not really. Our great guru "Bob" is dead (some say otherwise, but,) his successor Rev. Ivan Stang is the current Sacred Scribe (#273). He is getting older, but when he boards the Saucers early he is handing The Church to Rev. Onan Canobite who has been with the church since like 1984 (he also runs our mastodon instance, dobbs.town).