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Low Quality Facts

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A community dedicated to the lowest quality facts.

While the community is named after the mastodon account Low Quality Facts it is not required to post related to that account. As long as the post is low enough quality, it belongs in this community.

A low quality fact could be a few things:

Examples:

"Louis Armstrong stored jelly beans in his trumpet, which he would discreetly eat during his performances."

"If you took a persons digestive system and stretched it out end to end, it would hurt a lot."

"Whales are notoriously bad trumpet players."

Posts can be in whatever form best displays the low quality fact.

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1: Be civil. No racism or any of that non-sense

2: Only low quality facts!

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[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

"And with that latest payment of two million caps, you're officially the highest rated Scientologist, you're now Level 15, which is an even higher rank than I am!

You're positively, and completely clear!"

"Okay and now what?"

"Well, I thought you would know, most clear one"

(I console cheated the money in, but realistically, you ought to figure out it's a scam by the 100 caps mark)

(Quick loading and blasting them all is completely valid IMO)