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[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If Greta Thunberg is the antichrist and Peter Thiel a true Christian, then I am fully the fuck onboard with the devil's machinations.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 1 points 19 hours ago

If Thiel were to die, I think it'd be a wise idea to bury him at a crossroads with a stake through his heart.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Also are we supposed to ignore the 3,000 or so lines in the bible where it explicitly says that the meek and poor = good and the rich and powerful = bad? What do you call a christian who hates christ?

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 day ago

What do you call a christian who hates christ?

Evangelical, usually.

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.world -1 points 1 day ago

They'rethesamepicture.Jif