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[–] Carl@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

This is very funny but I also don't think it's true.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This isn't the first I've heard of this. I think the extra fabric gained from the genitals going back to their original size actually does help

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

can't you just get an erection, get the suit or measured or w/e, then let it go flaccid? viagra seems easier

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

Easier to say you have to be fitted while soft than to compare dick sizes before and after

[–] poppy_apocalypse@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

Pablo Torre did an episode on this. It is, in fact, very real. He called it the penis parachute