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[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 45 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The real solution is to do all Olympic sports the way they used to be done, with hot sweaty naked bodies

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 34 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Ski jumpers gonna have to perfect the helicopter dick move to gain additional lift.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 21 points 3 weeks ago

That's fine that's a body technique

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

In the cold though, so their junk is gonna be shrunk. Unless they add fluffers to the event.

[–] CarbonConscious@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago

Or the event just becomes a contest of who really likes ski-jumping the most.

[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago

May the biggest dickus win 😌✨️