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Man breaks into Little Caesars, starts making and selling pizzas, NC police say (www.charlotteobserver.com)

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A North Carolina man is facing multiple felony charges after he broke into a Little Caesars after closing time and started making and selling pizzas, according to police. It happened Sunday, the day after a massive snow storm hit the state, and the suspect kept all the money for himself, the Kinston Police Department said in a Feb. 2 news release.

An arrest was made after the suspect tried to break into the shop a second time, police said.

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[–] DigitalAudio@sopuli.xyz 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

That last part is getting outlawed very soon, though enforcement is a different story

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 2 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

Minimum revenue?

Insane that japan of all places is cracking down on immigrants coming and starting businesses, many of which bring in foreign currency.

[–] DigitalAudio@sopuli.xyz 1 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

They only want foreign workers that work for established Japanese businesses, farms, etc. Or are so wealthy that they can start their own business with large initial investments.

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Japanese politics are so cooked.

[–] DigitalAudio@sopuli.xyz 0 points 17 hours ago

The country is incredibly resistant to change, which is perfectly on brand considering the Edo Period.