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TFW you spend 3k a month for food delivery instead of just hiring someone

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[–] ClimateStalin@hexbear.net 36 points 2 days ago (2 children)

$700 a week is enough money to hire a full-time assistant, wtf

[–] thefunkycomitatus@hexbear.net 32 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

You could probably get a private chef for that much. Not a celebrity private chef, but just someone who can cook good food and doesn't want to make min wage working in a kitchen. If you do 20 hours a week prepping and cooking for them, that's $35 an hour. You could probably average the hours down once you get to know their likes and dislikes. Not many part-time jobs pay that much. Get two clients and you make $70 an hour for 40 hours. No kitchen manager, no 16 hour shifts back to back, only a few customers.

Then again I think part of it is that they just like pushing a button and receiving food. The prospect of fielding candidates and actually dealing with another human directly is off-putting. Plus these kinds of people tend to pretend that they don't like spending money. They'll pay $700 for frozen Sysco food but scoff at paying even $200 a week for a private chef. They'll try to haggle an employee down to crumbs but have no problem paying a robot.

[–] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago

I guarantee the treatler does the bourgeoisie face at the mere thought of eating leftovers too

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

you have to subtract ingredients as well, tbf, so round 20-30 bucks an hour (probably fancy ones as well, because 100 dollar delivery borders on something unusual), still tho you get real plating and auteur stuff in exchange

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

You could also sign up for one of those meal prep services, yah know the ones all the YouTubers do sponsorships for.